The Cast of Characters

This is me. My name is Ian,

I like video games, cooking shows and the word flimflam. I dislike not having a monkey butler.

This is My wife Crickett.

She likes baking, Jane Austin novels and bare knuckle boxing. She dislikes the movie “Matchstick Men.”

This is Natalie


She likes bananas, My Little Pony and Maroon 5 front-man Adam Levine. She dislikes pants and pants related activities.

This is Comrade Giraffe

He likes communism, leading the baby revolution and top hats. He dislikes sharing, which is ironic considering.

So what kind of stuff will you find here? Things that amuse me. Things I think are awesome. And things that are subliminally programming you to punch your neighbor.