I’ve never seen the movie Top Gun. This means I can never have a meaningful bromance.
If you’re like me you spend large amounts of time wondering when you’re going to develop superpowers. The second thing you probably think about is when the Tardis, U.S.S. Defiant, or Going Merry finally comes to take you off to adventures unknown, what do you bring!? So I’ve compiled a helpful list of items to bring with you. All should be obtainable with help from your local time lord or replicator (though for the sake of storage issues you might want to start with some Capsules from the Capsule Corporation.)
A Buster Sword
A Babylon Candle
Red Koopa Shells
A Portal Gun
The Complete Weezer Discography
An old guy I work with said to me “What’s up, Crude Dude?” I wonder what I can do to convince him that “Jive Turkey” is the current slang.