You haven’t seen the last of me. A phrase that’s used only by super villains, and reality Tv contestants.
Maybe it’s alive and maybe it’s not, but you don’t have to open the box to know that the cat is royally pissed.
True Fact: 100% of deaths are caused by statistics.
I recently heard the new generation referred to as the iGen. It’s better then the alternative “Twigen.”
I’m surprised funeral parlors don’t advertise taxidermied humans.
I like to imagine if Neil Gaiman wrote an episode of Glee.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that we learn about sex around the time we learn there is no Santa Clause. It’s the greatest consolation prize ever.
Is it just me or does Mitt Romney seem almost Muppetesque?
I’d like to purpose a sequel to Snakes on a Plane called Scorpions on a Zeppelin. You’re welcome Hollywood.
Today a song informed me that girls run the world. I thought this was strange because before then I’d heard that girls just wanna have fun.